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Well, it looks like everyone RSVP'd to
see Mom and Dad renew their marriage

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vows. After 45 years of being married to
Daddy Dearest, she ought to vow not to

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do it again.

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Nikki. I just don't understand why they
have to have the ceremony here in L .A.

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Because this is where they met. This is
where they eloped. This is where they

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raised their family.

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And your point is?

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Nikki, promise me you will be civil
around Daddy. This is not for Daddy.

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not for us. It's for Mom.

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And I'm all for Mom.

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But she don't need daddy.

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Why can't she renew her vows with
herself?

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Love herself.

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Are you serious?

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Yeah. I saw it on Jenny Jones. Oh. This
girl proposed to herself, married

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herself. She even kissed herself.

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I hope she made herself sign a
prenuptial because she sound crazy.

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There's nothing crazy about that. I
mean, nowadays, women are doing a lot of

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things by themselves.

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Have children, have mortgages, have sex.

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You certainly know about that.

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I've told you that in the strictest of
confidence.

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And I'm telling you in the strictest of
confidence.

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Look, did you get the bridesmaids'
dresses like I asked? No.

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Nikki. Girl, Kim wanted to make them.
They're in there trying them on now.

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Kim, Tiff, come show us those damn
dresses.

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That's not exactly what I had in mind.

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You said you wanted something from the
olden days, when Grandpa and Grandma

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first got married.

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Yeah.

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1955, not 1855.

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1819? That's only a year different.

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Nikki. Thanks, Ma.

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Well, this is a pleasant surprise. I
thought you two would be at the hotel.

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Oh, some idiot messed up and canceled
our damn reservations.

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For $49 .99 a night, things should be in
order when you get there.

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George, please.

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Why don't you guys stay here?

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Yeah, Kim and I can sleep in the living
room.

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Did you check San Diego?

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It's only two hours away.

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You're right.

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You're already crowded.

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Maybe we can find a room down at the
Snooty Fox.

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Then it's settled. A suite at the Snooty
Fox. I'll make the reservation.

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Come on, Mama. It'll be fun.

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The whole family together.

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We'll be just like the Brady Bunch.

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Shirley, I told you I didn't want to
stay here.

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Fine.

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Don't stay here.

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Go on.

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Don't you sass me and don't tell me what
to do. If I don't want to stay here, I

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want to stay here.

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out of Kim's bedroom.

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Why did you two start sleeping in
separate rooms?

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When Mama came to her fences.

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Everything's fine.

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It's just that when I'm in bed with your
father, well, he's not the same man he

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used to be.

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Oh, Mama, I'm sorry.

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But not to worry.

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We women have options these days.

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Listen to her, Mama. She knows...

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I can't handle.

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He's an animal.

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Daddy? He's taking that Viagra.

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It's murder on me. Two, three, four
times a night.

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And he always wants me to do these
weird...

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Any sleep at all is to go into another
room and lock it.

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You weren't the one by chance who
canceled the hotel reservation.

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Yes.

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But it wasn't because of Viagra.

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Then why, Mama?

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I was hoping maybe you and your father
could resolve... Look, Ma, if Daddy

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hasn't forgiven me in 19 years for
getting pregnant, he's not gonna forgive

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now. So let's just drop it. Sweetheart,
your father loves you.

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He talks about you all the time.

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Does he ever talk about me?

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Why don't you go back to bed, dear?

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Ma, I've tried.

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But Daddy is Daddy. He's not going to
change.

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Please, honey.

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Give him one more chance.

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For me.

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Please.

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All right, Ma. I'll try.

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I'll invite him to our school tomorrow.

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That's my baby.

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So he never even mentions me?

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Your father's getting old. He can't
remember all his children.

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But he only has two.

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This is our student union. The social
center of Santa Monica College.

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Like this is a real college.

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George, stop it. You should be proud of
Nikki.

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Hey, Mom, over here.

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Hey, baby. Hey, baby.

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Oh, gosh, girl.

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I'm so proud of you.

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Everybody, me, my grandparents, Shirley
and George West.

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Grandpa, Grandma, me, Tee, and Stevie.

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I am really looking forward to playing
at your ceremony.

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My mom helped us select a few songs. She
was a big singer in her heyday.

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Of course.

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Now she's just a sad, lonely woman
trying to be a mother for the first

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Stevie? What?

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Oh, was I doing it again?

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Oh, I'm so sorry. My therapist says it's
all part of the healing process. Yeah,

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okay, I'm gonna go now.

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Why is it only the crazy white people
want to be our friends?

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You guys, don't go anywhere. There's
someone special I want you to meet.

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And I have someone special I want you to
meet.

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Hey!

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I would like for you to meet my parents,
mom, dad.

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Meet Professor Stanley Ogilvie, your
future son -in -law.

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Your daughter is such a kidder.

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Colonel George West, United States Army.

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So, uh, you're a community college
professor?

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What kind of grades did you get?

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George, stop it.

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Professor Ogilvie, it would mean a lot
to us if you'd join us for the renewal

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our vows tomorrow.

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Isn't that right, George?

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Yeah, well, I'm sorry. I have that thing
with the people,

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you know, at the place.

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Oh, what the heck? Where and what time?
The Emmanuel Baptist Church.

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The Reverend Dr.

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B .J. Tatum presiding.

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11 a .m.

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Great. See you tomorrow.

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Mr. and Mrs. West, I just want to say I
think it's real cool that two old people

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like you want to walk down the aisle
again.

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No, just one old lady wants to do that.

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I guess I'll soon go fishing, sir.

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He doesn't mean that.

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The hell I don't.

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This is all for you, Shirley. I'm not
getting anything out of this. What? No

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bachelor party?

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Bachelor party.

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What bachelor party?

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Now, you stay out of this, Shirley. This
is between me and the Pete.

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he, Daddy?

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Whatever. The boy knows who he is. Come
here, son.

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Grandma, Grandpa, I want you to meet my
boyfriend, Jarell.

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Boyfriend?

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Young man, what are your intentions for
my grandbaby?

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Oh, well, uh, you know, today I intend
to take her to the movies, you know what

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I'm saying? I intend to get a little bit
of popcorn, you know what I mean? And

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if she's real good, oh, maybe even some
goo for something.

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But nothing serious, sir.

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That's what they all say.

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Next thing you know, you got to drop out
of school to raise a baby with no

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money, no man, no job. Then you end up
going to some rinky -dink community

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college 20 years from now.

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I don't need an education to see that
those pills are making your head as hard

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as yours. No, Nikki.

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No, Mama.

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I don't have to do this anymore.

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Look, George, I need to talk to you.
What do I do?

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I am sick. and tired of your
foolishness. Nikki may have made a

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need to let it go and forgive her.

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I'm not about to apologize for something
she did.

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I didn't say apologize.

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I said forgive.

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I'm not about to do that either.

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If you don't renew your relationship
with Nikki, I'm not renewing our vows.

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Fine. I didn't want to do it anyway.

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Fine. The wedding is off.

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Fine. Come on, Z.

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Let's bounce.

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hold up in there all morning probably
still pouting come on out of there

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we don't want to be late look i'm sorry
you know i didn't mean it i'll give you

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back your happy pill

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Where could Daddy be?

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Maybe he was kidnapped.

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Who would kidnap Grandpa?

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I mean, once he opened his mouth, they
would give him back.

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We had a fight at the student union
yesterday.

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I thought he'd be over it by now.

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Wait a minute, T was with him last
night.

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Where'd you go?

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Out. Out where?

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Out and about.

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Talk, T.

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All right.

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I left him about an hour and a half ago
at the Fuzzy Kitty.

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That strip club up by the airport?

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No, that's the hairy cat.

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The Fuzzy Kitty's a classy
establishment.

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It's a gentleman's club.

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Nikki, you take Mama to the church and
stall. I'll go get Daddy. Don't go get

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him. He can rot up in that kitty for all
I care.

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Come on, Mama.

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It's still your day. Now, let's finish
getting you ready.

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I'll go with you so you don't get too
lost.

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Yeah, me too.

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Um, I'm not letting you go by yourself.

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Baby, you don't want to go into a place
like that. Oh, well, as long as you do,

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I do.

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Now get on, genuine.

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Hey, Constance, can you spot me a
hundred in singles?

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Let me guess.

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You're a naive little girl from the
Midwest who had dreams of making a dig

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Hollywood.

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No, actually, I'm a pre -med student at
UCLA, and you look like you have a pain

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right here.

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I must warn you, I'm on bag.

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What a coincidence.

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So was I.

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Manly Stanley, you've got one more
balloon to go.

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Not now, Bubbles.

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Well, she's definitely not telling him
what she wants for Christmas.

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Or maybe she is.

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Yo, Kim, why don't you go on? This is a
family thing. Me and Drell gonna hang

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out back here. Well, you better watch
what you hang on to, Drell.

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Drell, you got any money?

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Yeah, you better believe it.

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75 cents.

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Drell, what are you doing here?

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Honestly, Daddy.

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This is embarrassing.

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You're acting like a horny teenage boy.

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What are you girls doing here? This is
no place for my grandbaby.

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Grandpa, there's nothing here I haven't
seen before on cable or the Internet.

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Except that.

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And what exactly are you looking for?

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Daddy, stop this insanity. Everybody's
at the church waiting for you. They'll

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waiting a long time if your mama expects
me to apologize to Nikki.

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Daddy, you know you're not right. It's
been 19 years. You can't punish Nikki

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forever. Why not?

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Well, now that you're done, I'd like to
continue my private consultation with

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Dr. Passion.

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I give up.

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Grandpa, weren't you so mad at Mama?

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Let me tell you something.

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Your Mama could have been anything she
wanted to be.

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A doctor, lawyer, Oprah.

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But she threw it all away.

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To become the best mother she could
possibly be.

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You don't understand, baby.

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You love me, don't you, Grandpa?

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More than anything.

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You know that.

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Then why do you continue to hurt the
person who brought me here?

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Still no sign of Daddy?

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I've had it with that man.

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When I get back to North Carolina, I'm
changing the locks on the front door and

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the refrigerator.

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Mom, what did y 'all fight about anyway?

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Me again.

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I can't believe him.

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It's been almost 20 years since I got
pregnant. I was young. I made a mistake.

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He acts like he's never made one. Don't
get upset. No, Ma!

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Does he hate me that much? And he would
ruin your dream of having a wedding?

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Why don't we just tell everybody they
can go?

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No, Ma.

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All right, all right. We found them. It
wasn't easy, but, you know, I searched

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high and low, and I... Oh, shut up, Mr.
Bubbles.

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He was with Daddy at the nudie bar.

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If you wanted a lap dance, all you had
to do was ask.

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Please, Miss Parker, we're in the house
of the Lord.

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I have something to tell you. Sugarfoot.
Don't you sugarfoot me.

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I was just leaving.

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You have every right to be mad at me.

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You all do.

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Especially you.

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Daddy, how could you treat me so badly
for so long?

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Well, it was just that... I mean, you
were my princess.

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My little girl.

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The beat of my heart.

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You were my favorite.

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Look, Daddy, I know you're trying to
make Nikki feel good, but let's not

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exaggerate. Everybody knows I'm your
favorite.

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Who told you that?

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Mama.

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Did I say that?

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It's just that Nikki was the one who
laughed at all my stupid jokes.

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The one who was just like me.

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I want to be able to give you away.

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to walk you down that aisle.

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And you took that away from me.

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You broke my heart.

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If I'd been your favorite, you wouldn't
have been having this conversation.

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I missed a lot of years being your daddy
because of my foolish pride.

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I'm sorry, Nikki.

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I miss you so much, Daddy.

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I missed you too, sweetie.

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Do you, Grandpa, take Mama to be your
lawfully forgiven daughter?

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To love and to cherish and not forget to
bring her her airplane peanuts?

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I do.

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Do you, Mama, take Grandpa to be your
lawfully forgiven father?

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To love and to honor?

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And laugh at his corny jokes so the rest
of us won't have to.

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I do.

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And by the power vested in me, by...
Well, by me.

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I now pronounce you father and daughter.

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Grandpa, you may kiss your child.

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I love you so much, Daddy.

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You know when you can't pay for your
meal, you gotta bust. This is

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Shut up, man.

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I'm trying to get that writer credit,
girl.

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This is not about... This is... Nick,
thank you.

